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gastrogirl:

broccoli cheddar soup grilled cheese.

1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.

3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.

5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.

6. Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

After David Ogilvy’s now-infamous 10 tips on writing and Henry Miller’s 11 commandments of writing, here comes a list of rules for writers from George Orwell circa 1946. (via explore-blog)
nbaoffseason:

Look at this Jeremy Lin fan

nbaoffseason:

Look at this Jeremy Lin fan

sofapizza:

someone had too much juice

sofapizza:

someone had too much juice

Jager Bombs!

Jager Bombs!

Dwyane Rose, Derrick Wade - I’m confused!
fuckyeanba:

Dwyane Rose, Derrick Wade - I’m confused!

fuckyeanba:

fuckyeanba:

Every person in the Staples Center knew who was taking the last shot. 
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I bet nobody else was open…

fuckyeanba:

Every person in the Staples Center knew who was taking the last shot. 

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I bet nobody else was open…

gifmovie:

Good life.

pleatedjeans:

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sugashane:

The tree house to end all tree houses. 

sugashane:

The tree house to end all tree houses.